i wish dykes were 1/20th as predatory as i was told all my life. i’m out here shaking my ass displaying my weak wrists like a plate of prime rib in a tiger enclosure jut to get a Smidgeon of the pervasive and corrupting negative intention i was promised
people on this webbed site love weird unconventional queer people until they use older labels or are pan/omni/polysexual or multigender or unlabeled or asexual or aromantic or polyamorous or use xenogenders or neopronouns or microlabels or are aroallo or abrosexual or nonbinary or gnc or loveless or
vtubers aren’t very popular on tumblr because their main role in society, in function if not in intention, is to give lonely guys a view into the lives of very weird neet women who turned their terminally online lifestyles into a career. Tumblr however is already 80% terminally online weird neet women but the corporatism doesn’t stick because we do it for the love of the game
“the barbie movie critiques capitalism!” i need y'all to understand and internalize that you can enjoy things even if they’re not ideologically pure
yes insisting that matel’s glorified toy ad movie is anticapitalist is a wild assertion. but it’s also fine to enjoy the dressing-up-in-pink movie without ritualistic self-admonishment and shame. like, you can enjoy a thing and also be aware that the thing is not going to liberate us from the shackles of capitalism. both things can be true.
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
