he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I don’t believe any of you

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I don’t believe any of you

(via flobotstardis)

368,984 notes

#fucking christ australia

magnacarterholygrail:

guys, whatever you’re posting about, shut up and talk about these six seconds of pure beauty instead.

(via sebuckystan)

30,193 notes

#GLORIOUS

foxyplaydate:

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

I have tried this line on a straight male friend and it nearly worked but in the end it didn’t pan out

foxyplaydate:

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

I have tried this line on a straight male friend and it nearly worked but in the end it didn’t pan out

(via caffeinatedqueer)

79,656 notes

#why

xsochangeable:

godtie:

thelillydachic:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

godtie:

aliltodaleft:

godtie:

my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist 

Your boyfriend is ugly

im sorry

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what

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was

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that?

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hmm?

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i kinda wanna fuck your boyfriend 

YOU.COSPLAY.CECIL
HIM.STAY.AS.IS.
BE.THE.CECILXCARLOS

ok 1) gallows cool your shit he’s mine

and 2) cosplay cecilos?

been there

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done that

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will be doing so again in the near future

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9,665 notes

#aaaaaaaaaah

#FUCKING CUTIES

#CECILOS

#COSPLAY

#GOODNESS

greglestrade:

Janine is so important

Her thighs are important

She is just very important

174 notes

#extremely important

#sherlock

Anonymous

Derek whispering in Spanish about how beautiful Stiles is and no one knows what he's saying...

heathyr:

NO OKAY

Derek angrily spitting out compliments at Stiles when they’re fighting over what to do in a werewolf situation and Stiles thinks he’s being insulted when Derek’s really just saying “GOD I FUCKING HATE YOUR STUPID PRETTY FUCKING EYES” in spanish

and Stiles being like “WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT BACK ATCHA ASSHOLE” because he thinks he’s being clever

Lydia looks on in complete and utter amusement at these idiots

145 notes

#fic please

#i wanna read this

#sterek

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

(via ladygrinningsouls)

96,242 notes

#:v

mrbiggsproductions:

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

I didnt know where this was going at first but then

wow

(via flobotstardis)

43,147 notes

#HEAVY BREATHING

#INHUMAN NOISES

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